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Дмитрий Рамазанов
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris once rounhouse kicked a football. The astronomical society now considers it a planet.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a football. The astronomical society now considers it a planet.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Fear of spiders is arachnaphobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness, and possibly foot sized bruises on the face.
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Taking Karate Lessons = $100, Buying MMA DVD's = $150, Subscribing to a UFC event = $50, Getting a Roundhouse Kick from Chuck Norris = PRICELESS.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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The dictionary references Chuck Norris several times, he is metioned under Fear, Law, Order and Chucktatorship.
The dictionary references Chuck Norris several times, he is mentioned under Fear, Law, Order and Chucktatorship.
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The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
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The only word that rhymes with orange is Chuck Norris.
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The producers of the movie "The Last Airbender" are now in talks with Chuck Norris in Order to star him in their next sequal "The Last Skull Bender".
The producers of the movie "The Last Airbender" are now in talks with Chuck Norris in Order to star him in their next sequel "The Last Skull Bender".
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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http://chucknorrisfacts.com/ is built in Drupal because Chuck Norris knows a good CMS when he sees one.
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Chuck Norris made the first Giraffe by uppercutting a horse.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris make onions cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shake hands, he makes them tremble.
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